Let the Bodies Hit the Blockees

QIC:  Clothespin

Date: 12-4-2023

PAX: Mayhem (R), Ricki Lake, 2-Liter, Oui Oui, Corn Fed (R) (R), Love Boat, Poacher, Ramrod (R), Tatonka

AO: Hacksaw


Conditions

Clear and cool! (The cool didn’t last long)


COP

Couple of stretches with some SSH. Then moved PAX to the cul-de-sac area for some Bodies Hit The Floor burpees. (warm-up complete) Moved back to pavilion for The Thang!


The Thang

I love Ladders with Blocks
Let the Bodies Hit the Blockees
This was a ladder. Start with 10 reps mosey to cone (about 130′) do 2 squats mosey back do the 10 rep round plus the 20 rep round. Rinse and repeat adding a round each time you go out. Exercises are as follows:
10 Blockees
20 Freddie Mercuries
30 Curls for the Girls
40 Mountain Climbers
50 Big Boys Situps
60 Squats with coupon
70 SSH
80 Imperial Walkers with coupon
90 Apollo Ono
100 LBC
Q stopped with about 5 minutes left and lead some stretches.


COT

Don’t be like me. I have trouble holding my feelings in because I don’t like conflict. It tends to build up and be a bigger problem than the original issue. Have the hard conversations. Make the changes that need to be made. This came from experiences I have had with my M the past few weeks. Me not conveying my feelings properly lead to a bigger argument and yelling later.


Moleskin

Poacher is not a fan of running during a pre-ruck. Apparently it cuts into his coffee time…..
Oui Oui “It seems like all we are doing is Blockees…”


News

New Years Convergence, Chubby’s, See the Announcements Channel for further!!!


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    Commit to the Winter Gloom @Smackdown

    QIC:  Ghislaine

    Date: 11/28/2023

    PAX:   Mansiere, Old School, Gambler, Baloney, Recycle, Tootsie Roll, Happy Meal, Doula, Prosciutto, Catfish, Squirt, BiggTyme, Zima, Blow Pop, Mox

    AO: Smackdown


    Conditions

    Low to Mid 30s – Cold


    COP

    Started with a mosey lap and then circled up. Continued with LBACs, Iraqi Ttime, Plank, Warrior Pose, and Third Grade Exercise.


    The Thang


    All exercises were done with a partner rotating with one another between motions. Exercises were intended to be completed cycling through the below list of motions every time partners rotated:

    • Exercises:
    • 100 Blockees -> Mosey Lap (1/4 mile)
    • 300 Big Boy Sit Ups -> Mosey Lap (1/4 mile)
    • 250 Block Presses -> Mosey Lap (1/8 Mile)
    • 200 Thrusters -> Mosey Lap (1/8 Mile)
    • 250 American Hammers -> Mosey Lap (1/8 Mile)
    • 150 Lizard Dances -> Mosey Lap (1/8 Mile)
    • 300 Curls -> Mosey Lap (1/8 Mile)
    • Motions:
    • Box Jumps up bleachers, 10 Johnny Dramas
    • Carry Block up bleachers, 10 Decline pushups
    • Up bleacher, squatting at every step, 10 incline pushups
    • Run to the back of the bleaches, 10 pull ups (Assisted or Not)
    • Bear Crawl to Cones



    COT


    Always be courteous, always be kind, and most importantly once you start something don’t you ever stop until you are finished.


    Moleskin

    I was told after the workout that a lot of the PAX paired the motions with the exercise rather than cycling through each motion for each rotation during the exercise. Most of the PAX did an unholy amount of decline pushups :/


    News

    This was my first Q, thanks to everyone who came out. I’m grateful for this group.


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      Boneyard B-Sides

      QIC: Irish

      Date: 10/27/2023

      PAX: The Count, Cowbell, Castaway, V-Squared

      AO: Boneyard


      Conditions

      Low 60s. Great weather for a beatdown.

      COP


      Started with some SSH, stretches, 3-rd grade exercises, LBACs, chair pose, tree pose, etc. Got nice and limber. Then went for a short mosey and did some wall work (wall sits, and Pure BURN – after which there was much grumble-chatter).

      The Thang

      This was totally stolen from 9-Volt’s Tommy Boy backblast (with some modifications) – props to 9-Volt. The idea was to do music trivia (hence Side A/Side B) after each exercise (if answered wrong, we would increase the rep count) but Q forgot to bring the trivia questions, so we just did the exercises as written.

      Start on Side A and do the exercise, then move across the parking lot using the MOTION indicated and do Side B. Return to Side A using the same motion. Rinse and repeat.

      We finished up with some stretching and a last-minute Burpee Bus.


      COT

      Be conscious of negativity and negative people in our lives. Engaging with negative thoughts and negative people can cause us to adopt a negative attitude OURSELVES, which is toxic to our self-being, causes undue stress, and impacts our health. Seek to eliminate or minimize negativity where possible!

      Moleskin

      • The Count regaled us with quite a story afterwards on positively dealing with a negative person!

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        Bird-watching at Flintlock

        QIC:  Dundee

        Date: 8/22/2023

        PAX:

        AOL, Bobbitt, Hurt Locker, Peffercorn, Plucker, Term Limit, Thin Mints

        AO: Flintlock


        Conditions

        Perfectly clear morning.

        Temp: 74 degrees

        Humidity: 95%

        Visibility: 100%

        Visibility of Plucker’s future wife: 0%


        COP

        Standard round of 30 SSHs, 10 WMHs, 10 3GEs, shoulder blasters


        The Thang

        It would be great to come up with a title for this workout. How about something clever, yet accurate? Let’s go with

        Multiple Rounds of Exercises
        Pax are given one exercise and a rep count to do. Everyone works towards that total, but when the first pax reaches it, he announces “Recover” and all pax stop where they are and jailbreak to the opposite end of the parking lot (approximately 100 yards). The rounds were:
        50 Blockees
        100 Gas Pumpers with block – gas pumper with the legs, overhead extension with the block
        100 Curlz for the Girlz (just the tip edition) – gripping the block in the front with just the fingers and thumb
        100 Goblet Squats
        100 Merkins

        After running the last jailbreak, pax migrated to a wall for a round of 20 chicken peckers and a wall sit for the six.

        The last 90 seconds were filled with LBCs in cadence and 15 leg raises.


        COT

        YHC mentioned a moment of correction another pax gave him after a previous COT (thanks to Sunscreen for the candor). Rather than (or at least in addition to) giving someone a hard time for a soft commit, make the effort to find out what’s really behind it. Is it really an a premeditated absence in search of an excuse, or is the pax truly wanting to be in the gloom and struggling with something else.


        Moleskin

        F3 Nation lists Flintlock as a ‘boot camp’ style workout, but that’s only because ‘exercises performed while hoping and waiting for one specific jogger’ wasn’t an option. Other joggers passed by, their qualities assessed only as “her/not her.” There might be a COT in there somewhere.

        “Your COT better be good after this.” – anonymous


        News

        Iron Pax approaches.
        There is a Convergence hosted at The U on Labor Day at 6AM.

        The Tom Emanski of Q School

        Results

        QIC: Prosciutto

        Assistant to the QIC: Burrito

        Date: 08/17/2023

        PAX: Blow Pop, Wake, Wax On, Mox, Catfish, Old School, Ghislaine, Gambler, Bigg Tyme, Hen House, Burrito, Pomade, Pediasure, Tootsie Roll, Happy Meal

        AO: Smackdown


        Conditions

        Wet with grass trimmings everywhere. EVERY. WHERE.

        We’re near Fall, but it’s August, so it feels backwards. Meaning, it was 61 degrees with some real August energy; the humidity sitting tight at 69,000%. Which is mostly wet, but mostly nice.

        As with most things tracked through “the Steve” these days, here to report that the Foot Saturation Index was strong to quite strong, but no one complained about it. A great group of men here today. Trench Foot from wet grass clippings is a thing.

        We discussed the specifics of the Q, responsibilities and purpose of his role and how to structure the workout. The format of cadence and why we do it the way we do.

        The reasons are several: keeping the team together, exuding a presence or command of authority, provides a rhythm to pace with one another, cadence/direction helps the pax to fight through the pain of the exercise with the mind working separately from the body, not knowing the total rep count takes away any thought-process the pax may have from budgeting his physical resources at the time, a distinctive start and stop.

        Finally, the disclaimer was mentioned. The disclaimer is delivered ahead of the work being done. Make sure to hit the high points:

        1. I am not a professional
        2. You know your own abilities; stay within them
        3. Check your surroundings and pay attention
        4. This is a free men’s workout group, you are here (heavy presumption) voluntarily and not by some sort of authoritative force or decree

        COP

        Willie Mays Hays, Side Straddle Hop, Forward Fold, Quad Stretches, Yoga Poses, Controlled breathing, Warm-up lap


        The Thang

        Simple Four Station Workout

        Four cones are set out, Pax start at the first cone all with a block of their own.

        Cone 1: Perform all with coupon: 10 blockees, 10 Squats, 10 Dead Lifts

        Upon completion of first cone work, plank and hold for six

        Move to Cone 2 – pax transport half the number of blocks at Cone 1 to Cone 2 by way of Murder Bunny. Pax without a coupon, partner carry to Cone 2

        Cone 2: Assign 1 pax per block for 10 blockees; remaining pax perform Partner Merkins (10) and Carolina Dry Docks (10); plank for six

        Move to Cone 3 – pax transport half the number of blocks at Cone 2 to Cone 3 by way of Murder Bunny. Pax without a coupon, partner carry to Cone 3

        Cone 3: Assign 1 pax per block for 10 blockees; remaining pax perform Star Jumps (10) and Bonnie Blair’s (10); plank for six

        Move to Cone 4 – pax transport half the number of blocks at Cone 3 to Cone 4 by way of Murder Bunny. Pax without a coupon, partner carry to Cone 4

        Cone 4: Assign 1 pax per block for 10 blockees; remaining pax perform Mountain Climbers (10), Plank Jacks (10); plank for six

        Everyone does 10 burpees OYO

        Go backwards through the stations picking up blocks along the way. Same exercises performed at each. Mode of transportation stays the same.


        COT

        As the saying goes, “Ask 10 people their opinion on [insert anything], you’ll get 10 different answers”. I canvassed several men in F3 to provide me their opinion on “Top Tips for Leading a Workout”. Their answers were mostly similar. Intriguing. Except for the guy who wouldn’t stop talking about theme workouts!

        The most common responses:

        • If you can’t do it, don’t Q it
        • Over plan what you think you might need; have a plan and have a backup plan just in case
        • Be prepared for anything
        • The Q is not about you!

        The most confusing responses:
        – “Don’t put too much emphasis on the COT; speak your mind”
        – “the COT is more important than the workout. The Q is the ticket to speaking your mind at the end”.

        Most mindful:

        • Start and End on time
        • Keep an eye on / stay with the six (Leave no Man Behind)

        Clearly, there’s more than one way to go about leading which makes this so special. We are all different, have seen different things and come from different backgrounds. This is an extension of leadership. Everyone gets to add their own creative spin for the betterment of fellow man. In the end, nothing but respect, fist bumps and sweet sweet validation, and positive affirmation awaits.

        Go get out there and Q it!


        Moleskin

        Asked Burrito to be my demonstrator pawn today. Only demonstrate, no need for him to do anything else. He literally cannot do anything without talking. Work in progress.

        Burrito must have been kicked out of his house – so you might find him sleeping at AOs. If you do see him sleeping, just wake him up. That worked well this morning.

        A video was made about today’s Q School — here is a preview of the bootleg version with endorsement by 2023 Hall of Famer Inductee Fred McGriff.

        Partner carries are making a comeback. At one time, they were more popular than murder bunnies; why not do both at the same time?


        News

        There were announcements and news was shared


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          Tommy Boy

          QIC: 9-Volt

          Date: 5/23/23

          PAX: Cooter, Mayhem, Cheney, Wuzntme, Lonely Island, # Phase, Pipeline, FAmily Tree, Abercrobie, Tape Deck, Wet Dream, Cock-6, Duvet

          AO: Battery


          Conditions

          Excited

          COP


          Mosey to the Skate Park
          PAX will perform exercise at one end of the skate park then run to the other
          rinse and repeat. ( During BAC and claps PAX will keep arms raise while running)

          FAT GUYLITTLE SHIRT
          Frankensteins10SSH10
          Squats10SSH20
          WMH10SSH10
          Windmill10SSH10
          BAC Fwd15BAC Rev15
          Seal Clap15Ovehead Clap15

          The Thang – Fat Guy In A Little Coat Shirt

          PAX continues moving from the “Fat Guy” side to the “Little Shirt” side of the park between exercises using the following modes of transportation; Bear Crawl, Lunge, Crab Walk, Bernie, Crawl Bear, Run
          After each exercise the Q will ask a trivia question. If the PAX answers correctly they get a 10 count.
          If the Q beats the entire PAX to the other side, everyone is awarded a 3 groundhog penalty

          FAT GUYCountLITTLE SHIRTCount
          Hand release Merc15Sit Ups20
          Jump Squats15Mt Climber20
          Donkey Kicks10100’s20
          Monkey Humpers20Calf Raise40
          Burpees20Flutter Kick25
          Crab Jacks20Standing Leg Lift20 Ea
          Little baby crunch15Hello Dolly25
          Dips20Capt Thor10
          Squats25SSH25
          Wide arm merkins20Imp Walkers20
          The Q is allowed to cheat on the race

          The sexy beat this morning was brough to you by Tom Jones

          Tommy Boy Trivia
          What was the working title of the movie  “Tommy Boy”“Rocky Road”
          True/False, Tom Jones sang a duet with Dolly Parton on the Porter Wagner showFALSE
          True/False, Rotten Tomatos gave “Tommy boy” 42%TRUE
          True/False, Gene Simmons wrote part of the soundtrack for Tommy BoyTrue, “I Love it Loud”
          True/False, David Spade is CanadianFALSE
          What year was “Tommy Boy” Released?1995
          True/False, Chris Farley was in rehab with Ozzy OzbornFalse,  Ozzy would never go to rehab
          True/False, Tom Jones performed the theme for the James Bond movie “Thunderball”TRUE
          True/False, Bo Derek was nominated for a golden globe award for best supporting actress for her role in Tommy BoyFALSE,  She got a razzie for worst supporting actress
          True/False,  David Spade also received a Razzie award for worst supporting ActressTrue,  The movie Jack and Jill
          True/False, Tom Jones was originally cast as Mr. Roark  in the Pilot for the  TV show fantasy Island FALSE, He was in one episode
          Who is Ray Zalinsky played by?Dan Akroyd
          What is Tom Jones’ last nameWoodward
          Name any of the animals David Spade has done voice acting for?Lama, Red Panda, White Gorilla, Dragon Fly
          True/False, “Tommy Boy” is on Roger Ebert’s most hated listTRUE
          True/False,  Chris Farley was a child actor staring in a Mr. Bubbles commercialFALSE
          Tom Jones starred in a TV film called Pleasure Cove along with David HasselhoffTRUE
          True/False, David Spade was married to Heather LocklearFalse,  He Dated her but she sobered up
          True/False, Tom Jones was knighted by Queen Victoria?FALSE, Queen Elizabeth
          True/False, Chris Farley appeared in a Red Hot Chilly Peppers music videoTrue, Soul to Squeeze
          True/False,  Chris Farley was conceived at the Woodstock Music FestivalFALSE
          True/False, Tom Jones appeared in both the Simpsons and The fresh prince of bel-airTRUE, as himself
          Where did Chris Farley live?In a van down by the river
          True/False,  Ronald Reagan invited Tom Jones to the White HouseFalse, Bill Clinton did
          Ture/False,  David Spade was attached in his home by his assistant, Skippy MalloyTrue, he was tazed but escaped and hid in his bathroom
          True/False, Tom Jones has 26 children by 11 womenFalse, Who’s counting



          COT

          Today’s wisdom is contained in the trivia questions

          Moleskin

          • I think we already have a guy names Heisenberg but I’m not certain

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            Blood Sweat and Tears (and other fluids)

            QIC: 9-Volt

            Date: 4/27/2023

            PAX: Ricki Lake, Term Limit, Full Moon, Ram Rod, Pipe Line, Glitter Bomb, Bernie, Joe Jelly

            AO: Hacksaw


            Conditions

            I got soul and I’m super bad – James Brown


            COP


            PAX Meet at the pavillion with blocks

            SSHIn Cadence20
            Willy Maze HazeIn Cadence10
            Forward FoldIn Cadence
            (As God intended)
            10
            Down Dog
            Up Dog
            Tea Time
            Runner’s Stretch
            Baby Arm Circles – FwdIn Cadence10
            Baby Arm Circles – RevIn Cadence10
            Seal ClapIn Cadence10
            SSHIn Cadence
            (Allegro)
            10

            The Thang – Soul Train Tribute

            The PAX may use a block for extra resistance

            Exercise Qty
            Block Lunge10Each Side
            Split Calf Raise- straight leg 10Elevate one foot on a bench. Keep leg straight
            Split Calf Raise- Bent Leg10Elevate one foot on a bench. Keep leg bent
            Block lift 10Sit on bench, put toe in block, lift with ankle
            1 leg squat10Stand on block put one foot in air, lower until it touches the ground
            Angled calf raise20Back against wall at angle, plant heel and toe raise
            Squats w/block20
            Lounge Act20Each side
            Monkey Humpers20
            Belly Flop Flutter Kick20Lay on your belly
            Touch Rafters10Jump up and touch rafters
            Jump Rope1 Min
            Standing leg lift10each side
            Repeat above exercises once
            100’s20
            BBSU20
            Burpees10
            Extra Credit was given for farting while performing standing leg lifts
            Contestants were disqualified if they shit themselves
            (Pipe Line)

            The soundrack for this morning festivities was inspired by watching Soul Train every Saturday during the 70’s


            COT

            Pay attention to all the muscles we used today that you didn’t know you had. If you are unballanced you should feel it tomorrow.

            Moleskin
            Great sphincter control was demonstrated by all in attendance


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              A Flair for Bricks Part 5

              QIC: 9-Volt

              Date: 4/25/2023

              PAX: Roundup, WreckedEm, Shamu, Shocker, Face Plant, Tatonka, Chiclet, Duvet, NoDoze, John Doe

              AO: Parliament


              Conditions

              I wish I were in Tijuana, eating barbequed iguana

              COP
              Begin with a Mosey around the tennis courts —– The count, sensored (you Tube)
              Everyone grab two bricks and circle up around the sound—– Commodores “Brick House” playing in the background

              EXERCISEDESCRIPTIONQTY
              SSHWith Bricks10
              Cobble Stones(3rd grade exercise- With Bricks10
              Brick ShittersWillie Maze Haze – With Bricks10
              Little Baby Brick CirclesDuh
              Fwd10
              Rev10
              Brick ClapsSeal Claps – With Bricks10
              SSHWith Bricks10
              The number 5 is not allowed at the Battery. (4 Groundhog penalty)

              The Thang

              Cage Match – Break into teams of 2.
              One PAX runs around the wrestling ring while the other does battle (exercise)
              The one in the ring can tag out when ever his partner comes by.
              When tagging out the PAX must yell Whooooo! or 4 Groundhog penalty


              EXERCISE DESCRIPTION
              Smurf JacksWith bricks
              Hand Release MercNo bricks required
              Brick Side RaiseStanding, arms at sides, raise bricks over head
              Monkey Humpers
              Brick Tricep extensionTricep extension – With bricks
              100’s of bricks Like a 100’s only with bricks
              Brick HammersAmerican hammers – With Bricks
              Masonry Sit UpsBig boy sit ups – With bricks
              Crab jacks
              Brick Front RaiseStanding, hands @ waste, raise bricks to 90 deg in front
              Lounge Act25 each side
              Pickle Pointers20 OYO
              Freddie Mercury10
              Groundhogs5 OYO

              This morning’s play list was brought to you by the number 5

              COT
              Life often doesn’t come with a rule book. You have to figure it out on your own and it helps to have a sense of humor.


              Mole Skin

              The bricks were sanitized for your protection

              News


              Poker Ruck at the Battery on Saturday


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                U Better Dora

                QIC:  Clothespin

                Date: 03/20/2023

                PAX: AOL, Plucker, Tube Squeeze, Term Limit, Pill Mill, Picabo

                AO: The U


                Conditions

                Clear and colder than a witches tit in a brass bra….


                COP:

                SSH

                Forward Fold

                WMH

                Down Dog 

                1/2 Mile Lap


                The Thang:

                Dora:

                Pick a partner. There was an odd number so Q worked by himself. One partner did reps while the other moseyed to the other set of cones about 200′ away did 3 squats then returned. They then switched roles and kept going until they had achieved the number of reps cumulatively of each exercise listed below.

                50 Burpees

                100 Curls

                200 Merkins

                300 SSH

                400 Bench Press

                500 Calf Raises W/ Block 


                COT

                Take advantage of the great opportunity that F3 gives you. We are here to be come better leaders, fathers, friends, husbands and coworkers. Build those shield locks and push each other, not only in the workouts, but in life. I know that I can call on anyone in F3 and they will have my back. Guys will pray, give and will support. Use your time, talent and treasures to support each other. Support is not always praise it may be correction.


                Moleskin

                Not so fast Clothespin… on the half mile run
                This workout is not for the faint of heart
                It’s hard to sweat in this weather….
                You forgot your squats Clothespin……..


                News

                Poker Ruck 4-1 at The Battery, Chubby’s, Convergence 7-4 at Hacksaw, Romin Rome Ruck with F3Noga 7-22.


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                  Was it Really Track Day?????

                  QIC:  Clothespin

                  Date: 03/07/2023

                  PAX: Face Plant, Blackout, Tatonka, Roundup, Sniffer, Zoosk, Nodoz

                  AO: Parliament


                  Conditions

                  50s Clear with a bright moon! Perfect workout weather.

                  Who the heck let Clothespin Q Trackday anyway……

                  One would think that Trackday would be running. Make some laps gets some miles and go home… Well not today!


                  The Thang

                  Dundee’s Workouts are stupid….
                  6 cones set evenly spaced on half the track. Traverse the cones in a suicide fashion, buying in with 2 burpees each time you go back to cone 1. Each time you travel out to a cone you do an exercise at that cone then return to cone 1. Mode of transport was mosey the whole time.
                  Round 1 was 20 Merkins at each cone
                  Round 2 was 10 BBS at each cones
                  Round 3 was 20 Squats at each cone
                  Had just a couple of minutes after round three to stretch and cool down.


                  COT

                  I burned 4820 calories Monday and didn’t eat nearly enough. To say the least, I was still tired and did not want to workout this morning. I am so glad to have my F3 brothers to motivate me and share the gloom with me. Try to build those shield locks and make the most of the relationships and fellowship that F3 provides.


                  Moleskin

                  Blackout and Tatonka kept talking about meat…. I don’t know what that was about…..
                  If you don’t burpee, do you even workout?


                  News

                  AOL on Q 3/8/2023, Chubbys, F3/FIA Capture the flag 3/25/2023, Poker Ruck at The Battery 4/1/2023


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